The horse and the chicken

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Post 1 by nikos (English words from a Greek thinking brain) on Friday, 30-Jun-2006 18:20:00

Hi.
I apologise in advance if somebody else posted this before but i am lasy to check all these pages. If you didn't read it before enjoy.

There was a chicken and a horse that both lived in opposite ends of a
Farm.
They never had any contact with each other until 1 day when the Horse
Fell
And sunk in to very deep mud. The Chicken heard the horse cry for help
and
Told the horse he will see what he can do.
The Chicken wonders what to do, until he comes across the farmer’s brand
New
Merc. He then grabbed a piece of rope and tied it to the back and asked
The
Horse to grab it. The Chicken then drove the car therefore pulling the
horse
Out of the mud. The horse, internally grateful climbed in to the Merc
And
They drove it back to wear they found it. The farmer gets back and is
None
The wiser.
From then on, the Chicken and the Horse are best friends for ever and
Are
Never apart.
However, one day, the Chicken fell in to the mud and asked the horse to
Pull
Him out. The horse stood over the Chicken and said "Grab hold of my
Dick and
I'll pull you out" The Chicken does this and everything carries on as
Normal
And they are still best friends.
What is the moral of this story?
If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Merc to pull the birds.

Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Friday, 30-Jun-2006 22:52:59

Thanks.

Post 3 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Saturday, 01-Jul-2006 4:40:26

lol

Post 4 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Saturday, 01-Jul-2006 8:35:45

LOL! I love it

Post 5 by nikos (English words from a Greek thinking brain) on Saturday, 01-Jul-2006 12:24:25

I am glad some people liked it. One of my friends send me this one a few years ago.